If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)
Well this is fucking surreal
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Going to school with a dress code
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I SAW THIS THE OTHER NIGHT ON TV!
So the little thing he’s spitting out is a type of plankton that emits a light when it’s threatened by predators. So, the tetra ate it, and it felt threatened, so it emitted this light which the tetra didn’t like (aka didn’t want to be spotted by other predators at night) so it spat it out!
This was on the show Super Senses, which I talked about the other day because it is an excellent nature show!
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12 Days of SNK: Favorite Titan Shifter [Day 7]
↳ Eren Yeager / Rogue Titan
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there we go all better now (´▽`ʃƪ)
Favorite MCU things [1/10] Characters:
Peter Quill/Star Lord
I’m distracting you, you big turd blossom!
I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN
if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
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i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male